
Originally Posted by
liriodendron
OK. I was in the store the other day and there was this teenage kid there with his mom. While mommy was preoccupied with something, junior rattles off a really loud.... really long FART. The kind of fart you feel the vibrations in your feet from 5 meters/yards away. He didn't know someone was there and turned around just as I was heading in that direction and he had the most embarrassed look on his face. Normally I would have said something but I was laughing too hard.