So you all know I work at a school for bad kids, if you didnt, now you do. So
One kid went hom sick v*.
One kid came out of the bathroom "theres v* all over the toilet!" So (I
work with my dad) I say "Dad go check and see if hes lying" cuz he
knows how i am, and sure enough he comes out with a "yuck" face on and
says "sure is"
THEN
My lovely student Collin says "Becky becky, come here! LOOK!" and
points to the grass, and what is he pointing to? A pile of his own
v*... nice right? SO i saw IT! it was gross, and i didnt freak out
about him because he was smiling at laughing at it like a jerk of*.
anyway, now im FREAKED. 3 v* in one day.... 
Do you think ill get it?
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