Tonight I went downtown for dinner at my favorite restaurant and it was
a nice clear night so I stopped at Starbucks for a seven layer bar and
an iced tea. I was munching on them as I walked back to my room when I
passed a puddle that I'm pretty sure was *you know what*, now I can't
be 100% sure because it was getting dark and I certainly didn't want to
stop for a closer look.



Well so there I was holding my dessert in my hand while standing less
then a foot from possible v*. My first instinct was to throw away the
bar because there could be like particles in the air that were now on
my food, but I really REALLY wanted to eat it! I then realized that by
that logic I'd need to throw out the tea too since the particles could
like go down the straw. Also that they would already be inside me since
I haven't yet mastered living without breathing air.



I told myself that if it was v* it was probably from someone who had
too much to drink since it's the end of the weekend, so I ate all of
the bar and drank all of the tea. Both were delicious.



Now obviously if I come down with a stomach virus tonight I'll forever
blame it on that, but as of this moment my only regret is the amount of
sugar and calories I consumed in the form of the seven layer bar.


Edited by: chicajojobe