These are some euphemisms for out periods - rather like K myself!! heehee![img]smileys/smilies_02.gif[/img]
A euphemism is the substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant; also : the expression so substituted.
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All anal sex week
Arts and crafts week at Panty Camp
At high tide
Aunt Dot
Aunt Flo(w)'s in town
Aunt Rose visiting
Aunt Ruby
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Barbequed chicken
Big Red
Bitchy witchy week
Bleedies
Blobbing
Blobs, The
Bloody Mary
Blow job week
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Calendar days
Charlie popped out of the bush and I need allies
Checking into the Red Roof Inn
Clean-up on aisle one
Clogging molly
Closed for business
Closed for maintenance
Closed shop
Code red
Communists in the Summer House
Cousin Claudia
Cousin Tom (Time Of the Month)
Crimson curse, The
Crimson tide, The
Crimson wave, The
Curse, The
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Dam has burst, The
Dark week, The
Dead week
Dishonorable discharge from the Uterine Navy
Dracula's tea bag
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End of sentence
Executive week
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Falling to the communists
Flying the red flag
Friend from the Red Sea
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Game Day for the crimson tide
Gift, The
Girl time
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Hammock season
Havi