I got this email ... very cute! If you wanna do it please do post your new name I think it'd be hilarious!
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<DIV>MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL U FIND OUT WHATYOURNEWNAME IS!
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you knowincluding the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need somesillinesstobreak up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful daysthan not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forwardittofriends and family and co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent! it to you, sothey know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manageris now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants.</DIV>
<DIV>And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in whichthe evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new firstname:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first halfof your new last name:
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a = di
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