OK, I was telling my husband this story, and even *I* realized how crazy I am, and figured you all might enjoy it.
Disclaimer first: Normally I avoid deli counters, not only because I worry about food poisoning and the deli workers being sick, but because I am a vegetarian and am grossed out by the fact that the workers slice meat and cheese interchangeably without changing gloves (which is unsanitary too, of course). But today I was craving a cheese hoagie in a big way. So I decided to be brave and go. It was 9 am, so I figured their hands wouldn't be all meaty anyway. Boy did I learn my lesson! NEVER AGAIN!
While the deli worker was slicing my cheese, another one was working on someone else's order. As my cheese was handed to me, the other deli worker (not mine) staggered and clutched onto the slicer. Her customer said, "Are you OK?" and she said, in a really sickly voice, "I feel really dizzy." The other worker screamed "DON'T TOUCH THE SLICER!" And of course I immediately thought she meant so she wouldn't v*** on it (realizing later that it was probably so she wouldn't get hurt if she passed out). The sick one stammered, "I'm going in back" and staggered away.
Now the cheese is in my basket but no way in h*ll am I going to eat it, but I go to this store all the time and have to figure a way to get rid of it without looking insane. I thought about burying it in the back of the packaged cheeses, but there were all these people there. So then, I opted to "by mistake" leave it under a store circular in my basket.
Iwent home, Purelled and washed, chaneged my clothes, and ate the roll I bought. But then I flew intoa panic because the roll was in the case right in front of the deli counter! I became frantic thinking that maybe "she" had touched the rolls. All day I've been panicking over it.
I realize on some level that this is funny to a normal person. But even though my husband convinced me that deli workers don't stock the rolls, but bakers do, I can't shake the panic.
Anyway, I know you'll all relate and hopefully write back and tell me she didn't touch the rolls! AHHHHHHHH!