Be glad you're not a penis. Every time it gets excited, it throws up!
Be glad you're not a penis. Every time it gets excited, it throws up!
if i had an orgasm instead of nausea while throwing up i prob wouldnt be an emet.
Well, not every time.
This reminds me of a joke I heard that went something like this:
The penis and feet were having a conversation about who had it worse on the body.
The feet were complaining, "We definitely have the worst job on the body. Every morning we have to walk on a cold floor, then spend the rest of the day in hot smelly shoes."
The penis looked down at the feet and said, "You think that's bad? Every night I get shoved into a damp dark hole and made to do push-ups until I puke!
His neighbor is also a real asshole and his family is nuts.
I wanna feel the change consume me,
Feel the outside turning in.
I wanna feel the metamorphosis and
Cleansing I've endured within
My shadow
Disclaimer: **I try and answer posts to the best of my knowledge but unfortunately, I am not a medical professional so take my advice/recommendations with a grain of salt.